Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey

You know this kid is going to come out prancing… Seriously.  Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon want to have a baby.  Mariah’s assistant apparently already called a baby boutique and asked about butterfly fabrics.  But they’re not pregnant yet.  (Does the whole “they’re” pregnant thing when referring to a couple annoy you too?)

So is Mariah going to genetically manipulate things so she conceives a girl – I mean if anyone on the planet could afford to do something like that, and had the audacity to f with nature that way, it would be Mariah…

Or, is she just going to force the butterflies on the kid regardless of whether or not it’s a boy or a girl?

I also can not picture Mariah Carey walking around pregnant!!!! 

I honestly think this entire marriage and relationship is an attempt to boost their celebity – AND IT WORKED!  Especially for Nick.Â