Jessica Simpson said some pretty stupid things to Glamour Magazine, and IT’S ABOUT TIME!!!  I mean really, it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any good “Jessica-isms” and I love this stuff…

I actually think this is a nice dig at her ex-boyfriend John Mayer…

Jessica told Glamour,

“What he’s done for me is irreplaceable. I wrote a song for him called “Back in My Old Boots.” I feel like I’m walking back in my old boots. Jessica Simpson didn’t lose herself along the way. He reintroduced me to myself. I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. You change with the guys you date. [I thought] I had to be more intellectual. Come on–just be yourself! Tony taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again.”

Um, yah.  Totally a dig at John Mayer, because it certainly wasn’t Nick Lachey who was trying to make her more intellectual.  And I bet all this really means is that Tony Romo is just a ditzy as Jessica.

Just go get married already so you can publish another wedding book!

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