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There’s Amylicious Winehouse showing off what appears to be a bite mark - or hickey - on her neck… She went to visit her INCAAAAAAAAAHHCERATED Blake yesterday, perhaps he got a little frisky?  Or just wanted to try to suck the heroin pulsing through her blood?  Or maybe that’s not from Blake but another guy even though she denies she’s sleeping around?  Or maybe there’s just a lot of bugs in that dingy place of hers and one of them bit her?

How can this girl get dudes to sleep with her?  Are they necro?

Need to see a close up of the bite…

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Watch and listen. 

There are more vlogs at my YouTube, I’m going to post most of them there so if you like them, subscribe.  Once I can seperate them off the main page I’ll put all on the site, but for now I’ll put a lot of them just on youtube.  That way the people who aren’t into this don’t have to deal with it.

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Miley Cyrus is - well, was - hiding out in Tennessee with her mom and sister, shopping at Target yesterday… When asked about the Vanity Fair pictures Miley has “no comment”… She does, however, yap on the phone with that raspy voice about falling flat on her face!  I wonder if she was wasted???

What a dream though, to have almost a billion bucks and be able to get anything you want at TARGET?!?!  She could BUY THAT STORE, BUILDING AND ALL!!

Extra TV has the video, you can see it by clicking here.

Just as an example of how expensive it is for pictures, the actual photos of Miley at Target cost more than my cell phone bill each month… and that’s for one picture, for me - a small blog.  So that’s why you’re not getting those pictures on my site - not today anyway, soon… soon…

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No, Jason Castro, you just sang one song, NOT TWO!!  Stop confusing Paula with that peace sign!!!

So how funny is THIS… My friend Travis told me that something crazy happened on American Idol last night, just as I was about to start watching it, so we came to the conclusion that it would be funny for me to videotape my reaction to what happened.  My friend later said, “that’s such a youtube thing to do” - yes, indeed it is.

So I taped my reaction… I mean, she is just a NIGHTMARE!!!  I actually started to wonder whether or not Paula was so wasted they opted at the last minute to wait to do the judging so she could sober up!  And sure enough… looks like they should have waited a little longer.

I started thinking at first, was this all taped or something and she’s got a script??  Then I realized no she’s just an idiot… maybe she was confused and started judging the clips they showed of them with Neil Diamond - who I love by the way…

I want to post the video, but I am not sure about showing my face just yet…  I don’t like how I look on camera and I don’t really want to be subject to nasty comments - I dish, I don’t like to take

I also have to edit it a little, it took me forever to turn the camera off so I have to chop it up!

As for the performances, I think Syesha did a BEAUTIFUL job singing her first song… Jason Castro needs to pack up his dreds and PEACE OUT… David Archuleta will not win this competition after last night… Brooke’s first song blew, the second one was beautiful, she is in her element at that piano!!  David Cook will win.  And I can’t wait!

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ANOTHER UPDATE:

Ha… You have to forgive me because I just started trying to pay attention to these little princesses… I thought the whole “dating her agent” thing seemed a little weird, but I think the person who sent me the email misunderstood what was said on the radio… The only guy LC was photographed with OTHER than this hottis was her agent…

So that guy she’s having lunch with is Doug Reinhardt, he’s 22 - like her - and plays minor league baseball… His sister was on a reality show, and his dad is a multi-multi-millionaire. 

UPDATE:

After I posted this story abou Lauren Conrad and her “mystery hottie” I received a few comments and this very informational email…  Thanks G!!!

Yeah Dana…….I dont know the name, but the guy is her agent. . . .. . I download the Ryan Seacrest Show on Kiss FM on my IPhone daily….Well, 2 days ago….LO and Stephen Colleti were on the show for nearly an hour……..Spencer called up and harrasssed the both of them ….and trashed LC…anyways …Ryan asked who LC was dating and LO went all mum…said she was seing a guy, would only say that it was early …and they were photographed together last week….Well, then yesterday ….Perez was on the show and he has been on the PROWL since Mondays show and he said that the only pictures with another man are with her Agent……He couldn’t remember his name but apparently they have been actor/agent for a long time ……the guy even left his last job, and took a new one and brought her with……Well, Perez says he is 90% they are dating but he wants to be100% before he releases it … So there you go… i dont have a name but i have a background…

If you want to see the close up of the guy, he’s after the you want to jump his bones he’s so hot!

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Alicia Keys was on David Letterman to promote her new CD “As I Am”… Definitely not a good dress choice.  It doesn’t flatter hear at all and you can see her thong th th thong thong… Oh Lord remember that song??

There she is from the back… and a front view - clearly she’s uncomfortable!

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