Britney Spears got a flat tire… there you can see the donut on her car… why doesn’t she have a normal license plate??  Why is she wearing that God awful wig again??
Maybe she’s hiding from Paris Hilton… Britney apparently sent Paris a nasty letter telling her she better stop being rude to her and her entourage OR ELSE… Or else Britney will leak a video of Paris in a compromising position with a woman to the web…
OOOOOK!!! Shakin’ in my Manolos!!!