Mischa Barton looks like hell walking out of jail the other morning… I guess she had weed, pills, and other crap in her car.  Seriously people, do that sh*t at home or at a friend’s house if you’re going to do it… or f it - you’re rich - TINT YOUR WINDOWS AND GET A DRIVER!!!  She’s such an idiot she’s been photographed driving around with a joint hanging out of her mouth… duh. 

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Jessica Alba went to the gym yesterday and tried to hide her face as she was leaving… What she can’t really hide is that HUGE ROCK ON HER FINGER!!!

So… I’m guessing she and her baby daddy Cash Warren are engaged fo’ real??

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I just want to know one thing - Who convinced Britney Spears to wear a pair of jeans under that button down sweater dress???

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their 3 kids to the movies the day after Christmas… They left Shiloh at home because duh, she’s too little for the movies!  They went to see “The Waterhouse” in New Orleans.  So adorable.  Zahara is such a daddy’s girl!!!

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HOLY BUTT CLEVAGE BATMAN!!!  Look at Heidi Klum’s dress… or maybe it should be called a drASS???  Beauty and the Beast attended the Victoria’s Secret After Party and Heidi showed off her ass… Click the pictures to see.

I guess these pictures are a little old, but I hadn’t seen them yet… I really hope this doesn’t become a legitimate trend!!!

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You would think that since half the girls in Hollywood her age have been arrested for DUI or drugs or both this year Mischa Barton would know better, get a driver, be smart, or whatever… But oh no, once again a stupid ass celebrity chick hopped in her snotty ride after a night of hard partying and got her scrawny ass arrested… for suspected DUI and posession of narcotics… oh, and her license is suspended as well.  She was driving in West Hollywood at 2:45 this morning and failed to signal a turn so the cops pulled her over.  She was apparently held on $10,000 bail and is now out… her parents picked her up in their black Mercedes at 10:10am.

Didn’t Mischa say in a recent interview that she’s not like the other girls???  Kind of being uppity like she would never get in trouble like this???  I have to find it…

May the drunken celebrity driving parade roll in in 2008…

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There’s my little girl Kyla! 

I’m taking a Christmas break from the dirt!  I have last minute shopping to do, tons of wrapping, baking, cleaning, grocery shopping, laundry, photo printing, and more…  You know how it is… and if you’re one of the “few” who reads this site and doesn’t know how it is so you’re going to have something nasty to say - right back atcha with the bah humbug and hopefully you find something fulfilling in your life in the new year.

I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!!

I’ll be back next week!!

Thanks for making 2007 a very prosperous year for me!!

Dana

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Christina Aguilera looks miserable… the make up is just horrible.  Hopefully after she has the baby she won’t have the 3 hours it requires to cake that sh*t on.

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Super cutest Mommy and Baby!!  Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck out in the cold!

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Looks like little Suri Cruise did some painting with some green paint?  Or maybe had some cake with bright green frosting?  Yesterday was Katie Holmes’ 29th birthday… Sorry I missed it.  I wonder what Tom Cruise did for her???

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