Yeah f*cking right.
I don’t believe an ounce of this story for a minute… But News of the World is reporting that Britney Spears is in the final stages of adopting twin 6 year old boys from China.Â
Actually, maybe that isn’t so far fetched… they keep poisoning our kids so why wouldn’t they send their own off to live with Britney?
Seriously though, Chinese adoption standards aside, Britney doesn’t even have the mental capacity to launder her own clothes, how the hell would she ever go about the adoption process?
This same “source” also alleges that Britney has spent over $50,000 planning her own funeral in the event that she dies… she wants everything to be in order… probably because nobody else would take care of her if she croaked – she’s pushed everyone out of her life!!
Yes, I’m drunk tonight… on HATERADE BITCHES!!!
18 Responses
k
November 26th, 2007 at 1:26 am
1wow..seriously just wow.
so… I wonder if China knows that she got her own kids taken away from her? or perhaps its such huge publicity for them, they really don’t give a damn? or is it that they’re sending her two lil bastards that no one wants?LOL…
but I feel bad if this IS true. I mean… its like replacing her own kids because she’s not good enough to take care oF them.
Cathy
November 26th, 2007 at 8:41 am
2I believe the thing about Britney planning her own funeral… Just kind of sad that she is adopting kids when she lost custody of her own. Maybe she thinks that adopting kids from a foriegn country will make her look more like Angelina Jolie and therefore a better person? Reality check please!
Jen
November 26th, 2007 at 11:27 am
3Wow she is sinking to a new low…You dont adopt kids just because you lose custody of your own kids…There is no way this is going to happen besides she is not a fit person to take care of herself let another 2 more kids…Oh and does she think that she is going to get these kids and then just never see Jayden and Sean Preston again…or does she know that 2+2=4 lol
So Jaded
November 26th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
4…reading your “haterade” is a whole lot better than reading when you talk about yourself.
D*ana
November 27th, 2007 at 12:38 am
5Jaded you are the biggest loser… Your comments annoy the living crap out of me, and I’m sure that’s your intention when you come here and read my site 10 times a day… I can always count on you to say something insulting, stupid, and hypocritical all at the same time… Do you really think anyone enjoys your lame and pointless comments more than they fancy reading about my life? What is your life? Besides reading my website and commenting… JEALOUS MUCH???
Sashoi
November 27th, 2007 at 11:33 am
6Jaded is exactly what her name says….
Dana I love your site, it’s the highlight of my day when I’m at work. I would also like to add that I think you’re a beautiful person inside and out and I tend to agree with your criticism, because unlike most gossip sites you speak the truth and not just try to bash everyone!
Jen
November 27th, 2007 at 11:51 am
7WOW Jaded…why do you even come and post comments…I mean if your that jealous then just keep it to yourself. I LOVE THIS SITE!!!! Maybe you should join that other lady who went all POOR BRITNEY on us…I think she is going to start her own site..Feelbadforme.com so go there and join her site.
D*ana
November 27th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
8Yeah if you want to see what Jaded does in her “spare time” – like when she’s not coming to my site scoping out the next opportunity to take a lame shot at me, she does her own blog…
jadedbunny.blogspot.com
Maybe you should check that site every day instead of mine…
And it IS definitely hers because we’ve emailed back and forth before – she claimed to have a “somewhat successful celebrity blog” as well, so I figured I’d give that url a shot and that’s what I found… not sure if that’s the “celebrity” blog she told me about, but it’s her warped thoughts… and the contact email matches her email address on the blog, so it is her.
Enjoy. I’ll just have to hope you don’t go TEAM JADED on me…
Kisses!
Jen
November 27th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
9WOW that is the weirdest website I have ever seen. What is her site even about….She doesnt really blog its more like a sentence and its not even about people just weird pictures of pumpkins and ugly people in masks??? That blog (if you wanna call it that) has nothing to do with celebrites let alone real people…And she only has 7 friends LOL.
Jen
November 27th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
10I AM STILL ON TEAM DANA
D*ana
November 27th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
11More from jadedbunny… here’s what she emailed me. I love her so much.
Ha.
FORGOT I even left a comment on your page. Until my site meter blew up. Um, er. no. That is not my celebrity site. Duh. And nope. Only check your page on occasion ….not 10 times a day. You don’t even update 10 times a month! Really, it’s only when I am looking for pictures for my site. Making the rounds…. just like you.
heh…
AND, I am so not jealous. Do you seriously think that anyone is? Really? That someone, anyone would want a bit of your life? Gah. No. I pity you. Your life is just tragic and you cannot seem get it together. Well, maybe you will someday. Maybe. But I doubt it.
In any event….. good luck with all of that.
Oh and my Jaded Bunny site? Simply an outlet. You should try it some time. Go dump your haterade in a quiet place.
Peace.
I REALLY want to know which celebrity website she runs… I emailed her to ask her, we’ll see if she tells me.
I doubt she will… for any number of the following reasons:
1 – She doesn’t have a celebrity site at all.
2 – She has a horrible celebrity site that she and 2 cyberfriends read
3 – She has a pretty well known site but would never want anyone to know her real identity because she’s such an instigator
We’ll see… I can’t wait to see how much she does it better than I do!
So Jaded
November 27th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
12Dana is Crazy. And bitchy. And she has way too much time on her hands.
Who knows if there are any Team Jaded. She has comment moderation. Can we say Control Freak?
I like my Jaded Bunny site. It gets quite a lot of traffic, so people must like it. If you don’t “get” it. Oh, well.
And duh, it’s obviously not the celebrity site.
Have a happy day Dana.
D*ana
November 27th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
13I’m crazy and bitchy?
I’m not the one going to your site posting mean comments, AM I?? The only reason I ever found your jadedbunny site is because you left more than a few nasty comments so I went to see what your deal was… obviously you’re slightly disturbed yourself. And delusional when it comes to who has too much time on their hands…
The only site I take the time to comment on is my own. And every time someone clicks on this little banter back and forth, I get more hits, more adviews, and more money… How much do you make off your blogs Jaded? This site is a significant source of income for me… so yeah, I spend my “free time” working on it…
As for you rolling your eyes at my mention of myself in some of my posts… who the hell are you to determine what is worthy and what isn’t worthy of being on MY WEBSITE??? It’s MINE. I’ll post whatever I want…
How much is quite a lot?
And just FYI everyone, Jaded won’t tell me what her celebrity website is because she doesn’t want me in “her world”…
But I’m the crazy bitchy one??
Jaded, do me a favor. Don’t EVER COME TO MY SITE AGAIN!!!
So Jaded
November 28th, 2007 at 8:30 am
14LOFL!
I have enjoyed this but I don’t have time for it.
Keep up the good work.
*wink*
Tressa
November 28th, 2007 at 9:32 am
15“Yes, I’m drunk tonight… on HATERADE BITCHES!!!”
Um, maybe it’s just me but wasn’t that line meant to provoke?
Jaded just took the bait, that’s all. Nothing that bad was said here.
Sure you won’t post this comment. In fairness you should. Since you are so tough and stuff.
I have to say I’m on Team Jaded.
Jen
November 28th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
16What the Hell…Seriously people Dana does not have pictures of pumpkins throwing up and crazy pictures of cartoons and other ugly things. Why doesn’t Jaded have time to defend herself considering she does not do anthing else with her time. Well she does have 7 whole friends and I think Tressa might be one of them. People are so stupid when they defend Britney..I would NEVER be on team Jaded if she even has a Team.
Tressa
November 28th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
17Jen, you sound like a mentally challenged 10 year old. Seriously. You have commented 5 times here about this. Maybe you need to move on.
Where do you get the “7 whole friends” you keep mentioning? The links? THEY ARE JUST LINKS! Duh.
And how do you really know what anyone does with their time?
And who in the hell was defending Britney? Not Jaded. Not me.
STFU
Jen
November 29th, 2007 at 12:41 am
18Ok First why would you make fun of someone who is mentally challenged??
Second before you post a comment do some research on what I said….I said she only has 7 friends NOT LINKS and if you would like proof then go to the site and look under “my bitches”…UMM those would be her friends (just click on the link and it will take you right to their site) AND IF YOU CAN COUNT THERE IS ONLY 7.
By the way you can count how many times I have posted but you cant count how many friends are on her blog….Oh and seriously you really shouldn’t say someone sounds like a mentally challenged 10 year old because its just rude…What did mentally challenged people ever do to you…???
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