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Christina Aguilera looks like she’s having a hard time getting bigger… That’s one of the hardest things, watching your body expand from head to toe!!  I’m going through that now actually – BUT I’M NOT PREGNANT… I’m just a lazy ass… There’s a gym across the street from my new place, and they have a kid’s play area, and it’s only $35 a month, so I am now out of excuses… I need a workout buddy or something though… Ugh.  Anyone got a cookie?

Seriously though, Christina just looks like she doesn’t feel well… so she’s trying to cover it up with all that damn face paint… it’s not even make up at this point, it’s face paint.  Yuck.

But I still love her.

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