Here are all the pics of Kim Kardashian naked in Playboy’s December issue. I didn’t even use thumbnails because they are definitely NSFW and dirty… Sorry the numbers are out of order, I am too busy eating the nice lunch my boyfriend just made me to worry about rearranging them.
Kim had said it wouldn’t be totally nude - I thought we were only going to see that big ole’ ass but she obviously wanted to give us a peep show of her vagine (to quote Borat)… probably figured, it’s not like they didn’t see it in the Ray J video… which by the way she claimed to be SO HUMILIATED by… she was interviewed in some magazine (can’t remember which one, and again too lazy to find out) and she talked about how these were private moments and nobody ever should have seen them, and how she embarassed her stepfather Bruce Jenner, how she imagined what would her dad think if he were still alive, she was ashamed because her younger sisters look up to her… Sounds all genuine and sweet and seriously violated by it…
And now not only is she starring in a reality show that centers around her big ass - at least all the promotion for it does - and she’s now naked in Playboy, but THE FAMILY IS SUPPORTING IT!! Can you imagine??
She’s definitely making a name for herself though… Up until about the time Paris Hilton went to jail nobody really paid much attention to her… maybe she set Paris up!
Anyway, that’s my rant… I’m sure nobody will even read it because ya’ll want to see her hoohah! How do you spell hoo-hah anyway? Is it hyphenated? Has it made it to the Webster’s dictionary yet as slang?
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15 Responses
jenna
October 27th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
10h, and don’t forget that her MOTHER is her manager…yeah,what a great family she comes from.
Bitchy
October 27th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
2GROSS!! Who in the holy hell wants to see Not-so-slim LARDASSIAN naked! EEEUUUWW!!!
Coco
October 27th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
3HOLY BOOBS, BATMAN!!
So Jaded
October 27th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
4I think she is beautiful.
What a crappy airbrush job though. You’d think Playboy could do a better job. So obvious!
It would have been nice to see her natural and real curves instead of all that cut in crap, to make her look thinner.
I am sick of all these way too skinny bitches.
Nat
October 27th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
5Her nipps are way too pink… isnt she arab?
October
October 27th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
6Paris Hilton must like girls with cameltoe or something, she hung with Britney & with Kim, does Lindsay have a cameltoe too? Kim is a thick girl with big boobs & big ass & a small coochie. Odd.
Dawne
October 28th, 2007 at 10:35 am
7I think she’s a very voluptuous and beautiful woman- why knock it? We all looked at the photos right? Obviously we all wanted to see what she looked like naked and at least she’s not some rail thin, 17 year old boy looking type. I think she’s hot.
jenna
October 28th, 2007 at 11:21 am
8Ummm…Britney said eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!
Jess
October 28th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
9Well, obviously she has had breast implants, is her ass fake too?
I must admit I am a little jealous.
She has the body I have always wanted but couldn’t ever afford.
mindy
October 29th, 2007 at 2:53 am
10she is not arab. she is armenian..
Orlando
October 29th, 2007 at 9:55 am
11Say what you want, but between The Hills, Real World, any reality showgram on any of the major networks, and so on, this girl is getting love for being hot. What’s the crime? We’re forced to remember all these other washups, that don’t deserved to get a mention in a mag, yet the cover.
Where we all you parenting experts when Pamela Anderson’s mom let her pose AND bang celebs for a living. Jenna Jameson’s dad signed off on her activity and IT included the real deal.
Say what you want, but Kim Kardashian looks like an angel compared to Mtv’s new darling, Tila Tequila.
Why hate? I’m loving it!
GracieB712
October 29th, 2007 at 10:26 am
12I just don’t get how someone can have boobs and a butt THAT huge and be so thin in the middle. I mean, I know the boobs are fakes…but what about the butt? How can it be so big and yet her stomach and thighs are NOT?
Nikki
October 29th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
13Even though she doesn’t do much to be famous at least she’s not one of these super skinny girls we always see.
Josh
October 29th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
14About time they have pictures of real women. She is hot as hell.
boo
October 30th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
15I think she is hot & sexy & beautiful! These pictures aren’t very good though. The photographer didn’t have a good eye… The picts didn’t bring out the sexy & glamourous or hot… cause lord knows she’s got it all!
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