Look at those pants!!! There is no way on earth anyone can try to tell me that Sarah Jessica Parker aka Carrie Bradshaw is making a legitimate fashion statement with those pants… Those scream “I hooked up with a nerdy fat guy last night and somehow lost my pants so I had to wear his…” and it isn’t cool.Â
I suppose after looking at these pictures I can understand why Maxim put her on their UNSEXY list… but I still like her, she’s just looking crappy here…
UPDATE:Â OK so I got a (poorly written) comment about how in style these pants are and how I should pick up Vogue before I criticize… so here’s my response:
I suppose if I really wanted to be stylish I could grab a pair of my boyfriend’s Dockers, hoist them up to my boobs, toss on a belt to tighten them around my waist, roll them up, and strap on a pair of shackle shoes…
Fashion doesn’t equal pretty (or cute) these days… sucks. I’d rather not be fashionable.
And let me also add, since when is a Wal Mart vest fashionable???
Kristin Davis on the other hand, super cute and pure looking as always!!
10 Responses
Coco
October 25th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
1Those are Marni pants, and paper bag waists are very in right now. Pick up a Vogue magazine and educate yourself about fashion before you criticeise, Dana. and hey, she might not be such a fan of your Express jeans, ever thing about THAT?
Bad Momma
October 25th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
2This is a celebrity gossip site not a fashion blog. If you are going to “criticeise” ( or did you mean criticize?) maybe you should learn to spell.
Did you “ever thing about THAT”?
D*ana
October 25th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
3I don’t care if those pants are the most fashionable thing going… they are ugly. How do you know I wear Express jeans? Been checking out my ass lately? I actually wear a lot of Old Navy and my favorite pair of jeans right now are Guess…
I suppose if I really wanted to be stylish I could grab a pair of my boyfriend’s Dockers, hoist them up to my boobs, toss on a belt to tighten them around my waist, roll them up, and strap on a pair of shackle shoes…
Fashion doesn’t equal pretty (or cute) these days… sucks. I’d rather not be fashionable.
Cathy
October 25th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
4Oh goodness… I think that whoever is dressing her should think a little bit more – no matter if it is fashionable – because it just looks dumb.
Leah
October 25th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
5Go Dana! youre right! i HATE those pants.
Lynds
October 26th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
6Did anyone notice her skeletal hands?! Freaky! Also, she shouldn’t part her hair in the middle, it draws too much attention to her not-so-pretty nose.
GracieB712
October 26th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
7Let’s move on from the pants…because the royal blue polyester VEST is a nightmare. It looks exactly like one I made in Home Ec class in the 1970’s.
But – I have to confess – I do love the shoes!
Can't Shut Up
October 29th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
8Maybe she’s on her way to a Halloween costume party? Although I’m not sure what costume consists of fug fat man pants, stripper shoes, a Wal-Mart vest and a broken chain around her wrist.
Britt
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:49 am
9and this is how she made her way to the top of the ugliest ladies in hollywood!
SFW
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:22 am
10Nice Walmart smock!
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