Britney  Spears stopped with her new assistant to have a cookie… All I can think of is the Chris  Rock “whatchu want a cookie?” line from  his stand up…  I believe he’s actually talking about people takin’ care of their kids and I ain’ never been  to jail… whatchu want a cookie?

The moral of the story… Britney doesn’t even deserve a damn cookie.

And in case that just made you want to hear some Chris Rock, click here for the clip of that damn routine!

PS – Another day, another dirty shirt… I guess it’s good at least we know she’s wearing deodorant but most of  it is smeared on her shirt.