Britney Spears stopped with her new assistant to have a cookie… All I can think of is the Chris Rock “whatchu want a cookie?” line from his stand up… I believe he’s actually talking about people takin’ care of their kids and I ain’ never been to jail… whatchu want a cookie?
The moral of the story… Britney doesn’t even deserve a damn cookie.
And in case that just made you want to hear some Chris Rock, click here for the clip of that damn routine!
PS – Another day, another dirty shirt… I guess it’s good at least we know she’s wearing deodorant but most of it is smeared on her shirt.
5 Responses
Bitchy
October 19th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
1What a disgusting slob! All that damned chaos she causes for a friggin cookie! Attention whore .. she needed her hourly fix. For chrissake! wear a bra and stop assaulting our eyes with your wonky boobs! I just wanna slap that grin off her face. I hope she never gets those kids again. THEY deserve better.
Stephanie
October 19th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
2I wonder if the reason her hair always looks so nasty! is because no stylist can put up with her long enough to fix it up
corrine
October 19th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
3oh well….
Jennifer
October 21st, 2007 at 10:42 am
4lol
get a life idiot!!
October 21st, 2007 at 9:05 pm
5FOUND THIS ELSEWHERE ON ANOTHER TOPIC, BUT IT REALLY FITS HERE.
Dear “BRITARDSâ€â€¦
You’re fighting for a person who does NOTHING to fight for herself – and even more importantly, HER KIDS!! Personally, she’s a homewrecking, cootchie flashing, boob popping, head shaving, umbrella bashing, drug taking, booze guzzling, media whoring, baby dropping, law-breaking, sex starved slut.
Professionally, she’s a non-singing (poor lip-synching), washed-up has been! Let’s be REAL…. she could NEVER *SING*. At best she was a pretty dancer whose *PEOPLE* (pr, publicists, managers, producers, stylists, song writers, etc.) fashioned into a pop-tart icon.
And I swear, every time one of you BRITARDS calls ANYONE A “HATER†and rambles on with meaningless crap, I will post the following rebuttal right after!
BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE *HATER*:
HER MOM: Brit disrespects her mother LYNNE publicly – giving her a *fake* restraining order in front of paps – that brit called! If Lynne wants to see her grandchildren (that she was taking care of w/love while Britney was partying, going crazy & neglecting them), then Lynne has a right to do so! Lynne is far more stable then Britney. Brit gave Lynne *NO OPTION* than to see the kids when they are w/ Kevin & since he “IS†the father, Britney can’t stop that.
I wish the thing I could be *MAD* at my mom about was sacrificing to give me my desire of becoming a major music star!
HER DAD/ BROTHER/SISTER: Brit’s publically dismissed her father by saying that she’s never really been that close to him! As for her siblings, brit didn’t speak to either of them in AGES because she REFUSED to listen to the people who love & care for her most! She didn’t want to hear them tell her she was making mistakes, to lay off the booze & drugs – so she cut them out of her life as well!
HER MANAGER: She fired him (Larry Rudolph is his name I believe) & blames him for lots of things. Yet he is the one that made her career and made her a millionaire & a super famous Pop Star (he was a genius at doing it since Britney does NOT have any real talent of her own to do it, or even know how to do it). Without him she would not have made it at all. And making it was Britney’s “big†dream since she was little. Since she fired her manager (both times) Britney’s career has gone way down.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: didn’t she cheat on him with a dancer? (WADE ROBISON…?) It really broke his heart in a major way; he was so in love with her. That must have hurt like hell. It is no wonder he was so upset afterwards. Anyone would have been after having been so badly taken for granted & used.
Backup Dancer – Dallas Austin: during overseas tour in Japan, SHITNEYdecided she needed a new “Boy Toy” to play with, so she showed the guy hanging all over her on a private balcony, where she knew the media would be watching her hugging and kissing all over him, and made the relationship appear intimate, so she was the talk of the tabloids.
Dallas, was a young black kid, away from home, married with a 8 month pregnant wife, who found out about her husband’s dalliance with SLUTNEY from tabloids and paps who found her wanting interviews. The wife instituted divorce proceedings before the guy could even get home from the tour, when SLUTNEY was asked about it, she said that she didn’t care that he was married with a kid on the way, she fired the guy and never looked back.
It made SLUTNEY feel powerful knowing she could damage other people any way that she chose and her team spent a lot of time cleaning and covering up the nasty things she would do.
X-HUSBAND #1 – JASON ALEXANDER: did y’all forget about JASON? Well I don’t blame you since that union only lasted 55hrs! to refresh your memory, SLUTNEY married him in Vegas w/no pre-nup after a drug-filled weekend of debauchery! It was brit’s mama & manager who came to the rescue with an annulment. If they had not gotten Britney to do a quick annulment with Jason, then he would have gotten millions of Britney’s money for himself.
Her poor judgment, rashness & desperation for ‘marriage’ are already evident here. …& for all of you BRITARDS that like to *BLAME* K-FED for her downfall, this is proof that she was crazy & druggin’ & going way down hill BEFORE KEVIN FEDERLINE even entered the picture! Kevin is NOT the cause of her insanity. She has always been arrogant, demanding, and thinks that she should get her way regardless.
X-HUSBAND #2 – KEVIN FEDERLINE: She chose to marry him! She chased him even though he had a ‘WIFEY’ back home (SHAR JACKSON) w/2 kids (well, Shar was what – 6 month pregnant? But she KNEW one was on the way!) crazy SLUTNEY bought the ring for Kevin & paid for everything.
Her family & the ENTIRE WORLD knew where that union was headed & tried to talk sense into her. …but again Ms.SLUTNEY “WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WANT†Spears was not going to be rational. She was even going to marry him w/o a pre-nup until her mother’s pleadings FINALLY broke through her stupidity bubble.
If not for her mother, Kevin would have walked away with far more then he did. As it is, SLUTNEY has to pay him big money for the next eighteen years ($50,000 a month) & had to pay him millions on top of that to split the 13 million mansion. He also got to keep the Ferrari & all the other ‘GIFTS’ he got from her.
Ms. SLUTNEY then proceeded after the press got wind of her “HER HOMEWRECKER” status, to get pregnant immediately without any real planning for a future, this was all about getting at Shar for having kids with Kevin, she needed to prove to the media, she was the “real woman”. Her first pregnancy was a media event in itself, the media was crazy for nine months, she paraded around with Kevin and his daughter making herself look good. She milked the hell out of the media exposure.
She demanded that Kevin bring his daughter with Shar over to the house, and arranged photo ops showing what a great “Step Mom” she was. Shar drew the line and would not let her newborn be a part of the media circus. So basically she used Kevin & Shar’s daughter as an accessory to prop herself up in the media, the same thing she does with her boys.
Britney is very self-destructive. It was the people around her, not she herself, who knew what was in her best interests & helped her… as usual.
HER KIDS: when her 1st child, SEAN PRESTON was born, she was still w/Kevin who had begun promoting his 1st album by partying a lot in clubs while she seemed to be the doting mother who stayed at home.
What is that saying about “A WOMAN SCORNED…?†lol! especially when she “encouraged” him to hit clubs to make $$$ for appearances, she never thought that he might like it or have some popularity. The appearances had the opposite effect, it made her look bad, she couldn’t keep her man in check.
2 years into the marriage, on baby #2 JAYDEN JAMES, & 2 weeks before KEVIN’s album was set for release BRITNEY filed for divorce… ensuring that his 1st venture would be a flop!
As soon as she made this move, SLUTNEY went crazy! All she did was party, get drunk, throw up, pass out, flash her privates everywhere – over & over… and over!
BRITNEY’S jealousy over Kevin’s partying and getting media attention, caused her to react very badly, she had to prove to everyone that she was the top dog over Kevin. She tried to mke herself media darling again, only to fail, the public was on overload where she is concerned.
She attached herself to scum like PARASITE HILTON & would party all night till 6AM, stay passed out until mid afternoon (neglecting her children), until she would go shopping again & again, without the kids.
She hardly saw her kids at all, let alone spend QUALITY TIME with them. Not a loving mother at all, but extremely selfish.
The fact is that KEVIN has turned out to be a far better father than Britney ever was a mother!! In the initial custody rulings, he was awarded the children 4 days a week w/ Britney only getting them 3. That says a lot about what the judge, friends & family (witnesses) think about Britney’s mothering skills. And now, she doesn’t even have them at all!!
THE NANNIES: Many of the nannies that took care of Britney’s kids have come out & spoken about how bad a mother Britney is to her own children & to the nannies. (press clippings)
HER ASSISTANT FELICIA: Felicia was Britney’s loooong time assistant & really loved her. She was there before her recording career & was once one of Britney’s best friends. But Britney turned on her also.
Felicia left a public message before her departure in 2006 (?) saying that she was very worried about Britney & had been trying to help for some time. She also felt Britney had really gone off the deep end.
Felicia was quoted as saying there is an old saying in the south “There are only so many times that you can kick a dog before he gets off the porchâ€. In other words, Britney was also very abusive to Felicia, so Felicia finally left too.
Felicia said she’ll always love the times at the beginning of Britney’s career when they had so much fun – when Britney still had it together. Felicia left the entertainment business & is now happily working at an airline company.
REHAB: “…I don’t want to go to rehab & I said ‘NO! NO! NO!’ – Seeing her spiral out of control, KEVIN threatened her w/a DRUG TEST unless she went to rehab. Her response? THE MOST FAMOUS HAIRCUT OF 2007!! She lost her mind even further & beat the paparazzo’s car w/an umbrella before finally listening to once again, her mother & manager’s advice.
If they had not sent her there she might already be dead by now. But she is STILL in major denial & thinks it was a “big conspiracy by everyone†to get her (massive delusional psychotic paranoia). They should have sent her to a psyche ward for “real†professional help. Now she is starting to do it all over again and is going nuts. She will end up there again.
HER RECORD COMPANIES: She wanted to ditch Jive Records/Zomba (the professionals who originally launched her career) & won’t do what they’ve told her in order to save her career.
They created her image by dressing & styling her. They got her publicity/shows w/their money & connections (like MTV).
Britney has no innate talent, Jive must write her music & digitally alter her bad sounding voice in the recording studio. She’s made millions because of them & her manager mother capitalizing solely on her pretty face & body (which was photo-shopped even back then!). They knew how to market her & did a fantastic job of it.
HER POP STAR MUSIC CAREER: Before anyone knew who she really was, the industry was able to sell the CD’s using the image they created of her (mostly the Lolita sex kitten image). Her first CD, BOMT, sold around 11.5 million copies (US) in the first few months from its release.
Her 2nd cd, however, sold quite a bit less – $7.5 million in the same amount of time from its initial release (US figures).
The 3rd cd’s sales were the lowest at $3.5 million. The fans started to see who she really was, a no talent hick from the sticks, who lip-synched in concert; a fraud (artistically) w/no real talent of her own not the sweet & special girl they had thought she was. The world was beginning to realize that she was a selfish & stuck up person who only seemed to care about herself!
Her 4th studio CD was ITZ, & it sold fewer then 2 million in the same amount of time from its release. She’s had a straight downward & steep decline in her sales/statistics w/o them once coming up.
Her last tour ‘ONYX HOTEL’ did the worst in sales even before she cancelled it. Then when she did the House of Blues mini tour, it was just a joke & nothing like the image from the beginning of her career. She can’t fill a 20,000 seat arena anymore. She has completely destroyed the beautiful image the record companies created of her. Her image now is so awful that no one wants her except for a few deranged nut case fans that are left. Not enough to have a “big comebackâ€.
In fact there might not be a comeback ever since she seems to be INSANE now! the major record companies will not back her ever again. Nor will all the past fans that have left in disgust. She is over.
HER ACTING CAREER: after her third cd, her movie Crossroads came out & it was panned by everyone. It even won the Razzie award of the year for being the worst movie of the year and for her being the worst actress of the years. Her acting was awful & she hasn’t been offered a staring role in a movie since (& that was over five years ago).
HER CURRENT IMAGE: The industry made Britney selling her as a hot sex symbol (which she loved). Now that’s gone! all we have is an image of a liquor guzzling, drug popping, throwing up/passing out, ugly cootch flashing, boob exposing, baby dropping, child endangering, head shaving, car attacking, rehab cheating, underwear ocean dipping, cheap whore dressing, slutty sex-capade having, finger pointing nutcase!!
With all the insanity that’s been going on in her life she’s NOTHING BUT A TABLOID QUEEN (which doesn’t earn revenue the way being a major Pop Star does). Britney does not have the talent, ability or understanding of how to be successful on her own. She’s failed at everything she’s tried to do… The House of Blues mini lip-synching tour is an example of how awful it turns out when she is left to her own devices. Or take a look at her tv series Chaotic! Britney is NOT a legitimate ‘ARTISIT’ & can’t do anything her record company once did for her. In fact, she single-handedly destroyed her career!!
HER PUBLICIST: She’s already fired four publicists in the last three years. Rehired one (Leslie), but rumors are that she is about to fire her again. In itself this may not be a big deal. But when you fire everyone about you (family, publicists, husbands and boyfriends, nannies, record companies, producers, business deals, and so on, then that person (Britney) really is insane and thinks the whole world is out to get them. Britney is the true “hater†along with her few fans that are left. They think the “whole†world is wrong and out to get them. That is called, “a very deep case of Delusional Psychotic Paranoia.
HER PUBLICITY/MANAGEMENT COMPANY: She recently dropped them(?) & was trying to find someone else. She attacked/blamed them as she does everyone. No one is interested in picking her up now since they know she will eventually attack them and cause them major problems and losses – huge losses in money & investments.
I’m not sure about the above, but ‘THE FIRM’ w/ JEFF KWANITZ (?) did recently drop HER because she would NOT cooperate when it came to her own career!
PRODUCERS/RECORD EXECS/SONGWRITERS: Most of them do not want anything to do with her anymore. Only a small handful has been around lately but even they can’t deal w/ her daily drama, unprofessional attitude, & her unpredictability (whether she’ll show up or not for her recording dates). She’s already blown them off many times over the last two years by not showing up as promised. Some of them (major producers, recording engineers, songwriters), have left because of her awful & unprofessional attitude.
Most recently TIMBALAND along with Justin Timberlake offered to produce something for her – even doing a duet with TIMBERLAKE… but Brit the retard turned them down!
The record industry that created Britney’s image, wrote her songs & created the stage shows won’t invest in Britney because she has completely destroyed her image & career that the world loved so much. She is very unpredictable & unprofessional & can’t be counted on to last through a tour & NOT cancel out. The industry can’t trust her anymore. They know they’ll lose millions in investments just like the last time Britney cancelled her tour to hang w/ Kevin.
And without the industry to put up millions of dollars to promote her, get the arenas set up, and all the other things they do to invest in a celebrity that they have made; Britney will NOT have any kind of a comeback!!
THE INDUSTRY: No one in the Entertainment industry wants her anymore. No one is having her on their shows such as Leno, Letterman, or any of the major outlets. Nike, the Super Bowl, Pepsi and all the others have dropped her and don’t want her anymore. Even the representatives for The Super Bowl stated that they were turning her down last year and could not use her anymore because of her negative image. They flat out stated “why†last year, and publicly, as have many others over the past few years.
OTHER CELEBRITIES: don’t want to be seen w/her anymore since she has such a bad image. They don’t want it to rub off on them by association! Britney’s image is now one of the worst that has ever been except maybe for those of O. J. Simpson, Anna Nicole Smith, Robert Blake, Michael Jackson, or Courtney Love (although Courtney & Michael have far more talent as artists).
Other major celebs treat her like she is the plague now. Such a shame since at the beginning of her career she seemed like the cutest, sweetest thing and “everyone†wanted to be seen with her. Now they don’t.
HER INSURANCE COMPANIES/LAWSUIT: Britney sued seven (7) of them & tried to get them to pay her 10 million dollars after she bailed out of her 2004 ONYX HOTEL tour due to her *KNEE INJURY*.
Now she has lost some of the biggest & most powerful promoters/insurance companies in the industry because she attacked them. She attacks the very people that help her and support her & then makes major enemies out of them! Other companies won’t take her now either since they see her track record of turning on people. She loses potential backers because of this. This is one of the dumbest things to do since these are the people that put up the millions to back a tour & the CD’s.
Britney lost the suit because she lied on her contract w/them & didn’t disclose some medical problems she had already had w/her knee. She had a serious knee injury in 1999 which required an operation. She then injured it again during her 2004 tour. It had been operated on less then five years of the date the contract said she had to disclose any information like that.
Then when she cancelled the rest of her ONYX tour, she wanted them to foot the bill, which they did not. Britney eventually had to pay all of it herself… In reality, her knee injury wasn’t that bad. She could have been back on tour in a few weeks & finished up the majority of it w/o a problem. Her fans would have loved her for that. But instead she decided she wanted to ditch the fans to hang w/Kevin.
Britney was selfishly thinking of herself – not her obligations or her loyal fans (most of which have left).
THE ONYX TOUR: the truth of the matter is that her tour was not doing well at all. She had already lost a lot of fans. A lot of the arenas on her Onyx tour were not selling out. Many of them were only a quarter or a third full. But her first two tours at the beginning of her career (BOMT, & OIDIA) sold out everywhere.
At the beginning, no one knew she was a fake yet since Jive/Zomba & the industry were able to keep the image together that “they†created for her. But by the time the Onyx tour was touring, she’d already lost many of her initial fans. She even ran off stage three times in Europe (three different shows) when she saw they were only one third full. And they were not big arenas either. The promoters had already downsized a lot of the shows on the tour before hand because of slow ticket sales. She was already losing it and ruining her image back then.
ENDORSEMENTS/LAWSUIT – NIKE SHOES: Britney did not live up to her part of the contract & tried to sue Nike but Britney lost that lawsuit also (she didn’t show up & do the promo(s) she was contracted to do w/them but went out & partied instead, over & over). Nike lost $ on the products she was supposed to promote.
ENDORSEMENTS/LAWSUIT – NYLA RESTAURANT: Britney also lost the lawsuit she filed against her promoters that helped her create her failed restaurant NYLA. She created a lot of bad feelings w/all of them. She has had a major history of suing people then losing the suit. She is very self destructive on lawsuits and almost always loses them.
ENDORSEMENTS – PERFUMES: Only her perfumes are left. They used to sell at upscale department stores, but are now at low-end store in bargain bins. They are selling for less then 50% of what they used to sell for (check the statistics and the stores). And one of her perfumes has already been discontinued.
It has been stated by Elizabeth Arden reps that they will probably discontinue them in about a year when their contract w/her is over. They are now taking losses on them. Britney also had another tantrum this year when she was supposed to do a shoot w/them to launch a new scent. She didn’t get along w/them & stormed out of the place upset, being rude again, to the very people that are trying to help her sell her products. Nothing but very selfish & unprofessional behavior from Spears again & again. Sales for this latest ‘come-back’ perfume are not doing well either.
MEDIA/LAWSUIT – US MAGAZINE: Britney tried to sue them also, but lost. Britney is just making more & more enemies out there.
MEDIA – MATT LAUER INTERVIEW/OK MAGAZINE MELTDOWN: for the LAUER ‘EVERYTHING’S OKAY’ interview she was under & poorly dressed. She chomped on gum, a cow chewing cud like the hillbilly she is!
For the OK shoot, the ‘BIG COMEBACK’ interview, she showed up late & stoned! She was publically fondling herself & using the bathroom repeatedly w/the door open… she let her pooch crap over designer couture & stole the rest w/o giving the promised & paid for interview! These are her attempts at being her own publicist! Again, she single-handedly ruins her own career/chances!!
HER GENUINE FANS: She shows little regard for them by not putting out a studio CD in almost five years. She gives her fans no love at all, and does not even notice them most of the time, but acts like her few fans that are left are the biggest burden to her.
Her bodyguard recently came forward alleging that she would be ILL-TEMPERED when approached by her fans & didn’t want any of them to touch or talk to her. A LOT of her fan base has left her.
HER *CRAZEEEEE* FANS: Many of the fans she has left are BRITARDS who are either very young & stupid or mentally deficient in some way! They’re very dependent on her for their happiness unable to live life w/o Britney in it to worship! They enable her w/their massive neediness. When your happiness is so very dependant on someone else – a someone else that you don’t even know – that is a very unstable mental state to be in!!
Look at CHRIS CROCKER’s Crazy ‘LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE’ tape! In another post highlighting his Britney *POOL* (various media clips of her through-out the years) he states HE LOVES BRITNEY! HE DOESN’T CARE IF SHE EVER *FEEDS* HER KIDS AGAIN…
These are the kinds of *FANATICALS* she has left! If they were a little bit less crazy, they’d understand that she does not care a thing about them – just the money they put in her pockets by buying her cd’s & concert tickets!
THE PAPARAZZI: She is the one that calls them & makes deals for them to follow her. This has been DOCUMENTED in various news outlets!! She calls them and lets them know where she will be. She made an exclusive deal w/X17 so they will follow her. Then she proceeds to drag her boys into all of this mania by her bad parenting choices over & over again.
She flashes her stuff over & over on purpose to get attention. She goes out of her way to get attention so she’ll stay in the tabloids. If she didn’t do all those crazy things then the tabloids would get bored of her (as would the public) & everyone would lose interest.
The attention she is getting is not positive at all. She is now the laughing stock of the world. She is not a Pop Star anymore to the world. The media that helped create her image has now destroyed it.
The excuse that some Britney fans have that she is a “poor victim†of the paps is completely false. She wants the attention since she is very selfish and attention starved. She “needs†to be in front of the world at all costs (even at the cost of her children, finances and career). She has serious psychological issues, and it’s NOT getting better.
As for work, we all have to work. The difference is that she was making millions because of the image the “record companies†created of her. It is not hard to ride around in limos, hang w/other celebrities, & make millions for being on stage & being adored by millions of fans for a few hours a night. Those that try to paint a picture about how awful & rough it was for Britney to be a Pop Star are very wrong. Britney loved it & it was everyone else that did all the work for her (the song writing, the stage shows, setting up the concerts, the CD’s, etc.).
All Britney had to do was dance a couple of hours a night, lip-synch, smile & make millions for it. That is NOT hard work. Any other teenager would have loved that for a job. So stop acting like she is such a poor victim & that it was soooooo hard on her. As much as she likes to eat there, I bet she couldn’t hold down a REAL *JOB* at mcdonald’s to save her life!
SUMMATION: Britney really does need serious therapy now. She needs mental help badly before she kills herself or her kids. And the CRAZEEE fans that are left are the ones killing her. You are enabling her & supporting her as she self-destructs.
Britney is the one that has caused all her problems (not everyone else). The people around her were trying to help her.
The fans that think everyone around Britney are just trying to take advantage of her, are just as lost as Britney is, and are also “very paranoid and needy peopleâ€. They think the whole world is out to get them. They too need serious treatment before it is too late for them. The problem is they usually don’t get it in time. They then end up in a mental ward or even worse, they end up dead.
Britney does not give a damn about her fans. She doesn’t even know you.
STOP DEMANDING THAT SHE *GIVE YOU MORE*!!! Forget the stupid CD & let the girl get her *LIFE* back in order!!
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