I’m such a dork but I am not above calling Chelsea’s voicemail… It’s freaking full.  I finally got up the nerve to call and ask  what I wanted to ask, and the mailbox was full!!

I actually want to ask her what  is up with Kim Kardashian!?!?!?   This freaking “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”… the ENTIRE online promo revolves around her freaking enormous ASS!!!

Click here to see the show’s page on E!

Not only does she need a license for it, but she better get that badonk insured!!