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Wow, if there’s one thing that can make scrawneriffic Marc Anthony feel like a man, it’s impregnating Jennifer Lopez from the block with twins. 

We’ll see if  she makes the announcement at her Madison Square Garden show Sunday night… rumor has it she was waiting to do it until she got on stage in New York, but she probably popped out a lot quicker than she thought she would since there’s 2 in there.

TMZ is reporting that it IS true, and they aren’t usually wrong… not that she had any of us fooled after those pictures from the other night.

Kim Kardashian better start inflating her ass even more, because it’s about to get heavy (haha) between her and J-Lo for b biggest booty ho…

Lord do not let this woman have two girls.  And if she does end up with twin girls, let them kick some little Olsen twin ass.