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Ugh, this is the girl who destroyed the marriage between Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon.  That’s not to say that he wouldn’t have strayed with someone else, but why HER???  And why would she want to be THAT GIRL???  And so sooorrryy but she’s not nearly as pretty as Reese!!!!

Oh, Abbie Cornish didn’t destroy their marriage… SURRREEEE… and Angelina Jolie had nothing to do with the demise of Brad Pitt’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston.  Sure!

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