Bridget Moynahan took her baby boy to church… What’s his name again?  John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmit da da da da da da da da??? 

No, it’s John Edward Thomas Moynahan.  I understand why she didn’t give the kid Tom Brady’s last name… but we’re all assuming the Thomas is after Tom… but just to rub it in a little more, she put the Edward before the Thomas.  This is just a weird situation all around.