Jessica Simpson on the set of her new movie “Major Movie Star” in Louisiana.  I can’t believe this chick keeps getting movie roles for playing a dumb blonde… and now this movie takes it one step further, she’s playing a dumb blonde bad actress movie star… Art imitates life I suppose.  Next she’s going to be all “I just don’t want to play a dumb blonde anymore, I want to be taken seriously as an actress,” kind of like how Jessica Alba poses for Maxim and then says she doesn’t want to only get sexy roles.  Wah.

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Yeah that’s right BUTT.  There’s Britney back in February… that night she went out in her undies and that skankalicious red dress and posed with strippers… here are some other pictures that you might not have seen yet.  Disgusting.  I kept them both small so you can enlarge at your own risk.

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There’s Britney Spears with one of her dogs… she just got rid of the big dog, K-Fed, and now she’s hanging out with this dude… His name is apparently Justin Mandile, and the guy in the picture (below) is his brother.  Or something.  She’s probably doing both of them right now.  Ew. 

So much for leaving her alone (see previous Britney post).

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Some sources are claiming Jude Law is in LA right now to take Cameron Diaz out and get in her pants on a few dates… but he denies the rumor, saying he’s in LA to shoot his new movie with Forest Whitaker but he’ll not be seeing Cameron, they’re just friends.

Isn’t that what was said about the last dude she dated - Criss Angel?  Yeah… just friends… she and Justin were just friends for a while at the beginning there too if I recall…

I hope for her sake – and I don’t even really like her – that this isn’t true because he’s a dog. 

They got to know each other while filming The Holiday… that’s where the picture came from.

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Jessica Alba broke up with her boyfriend of over 2 years – Cash Warren - last week… called him from overseas and said she’s not in love with him anymore… So why?

Apparently her friends are saying she broke up with him because he’s not ready for a long-term commitment (marriage) and she is.  She went to Eva Longoria’s wedding a few weeks ago and couldn’t stand knowing she wouldn’t be walking down the aisle any time soon with him…

So she said buh-bye.

What I don’t understand is what the big deal is… In Hollywood, marriages aren’t supposed to last forever.  It isn’t about things lasting forever.  It’s about having a massive party because you’re totally in puppy love with each other and you want to have a huge ring and the dudes just want to score a total hottie. 

He’ll give her a ring… if he can afford one big enough for her.

Story from FemaleFirst.

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There’s Kim Kardashian doing her signature look at my ass pose.  She’s like “yeah I know you lookin’ at my booty, and yes I am naughty baby…”  Whatever.  She’s probably the only person on the planet who is more happy than we are that Paris went to jail and Lindsay’s on her way… because she’s getting invited to things left and right now with that ass… Maybe sex tapes do work!

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Did Britney Spears score a role in Big Momma’s House 2 or something?

I’m sorry, but I was going through all these pictures, and I blow one up, and the first thing I notice is a happy black woman following Britney and it just cracked me up.  Everyone laughs at Britney Spears.  She really is a mess.  Maybe we should leave her alone.

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Heather Graham went to the premiere of Becoming Jane… Must have been a very muggy day, look at her hair!!  Frizz-eeze!  Actually, I use that CitrusShine stuff or whatever it’s called, works great!!

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