Pamela Anderson wearing a white tank top, no bra, with her pokies poking out…

According to the latest issue of Star Magazine, Heather Locklear is ALLLLL pissed off because Pamela Anderson was out with David Spade recently… Heather saw the pictures of them partying and kissing and lost her mind.  She’s had this rivalry with Pam ever since before Tommy Lee started seeing her… she feels like Pam can’t stay away from her sloppy seconds I guess… Heather Locklear is way more beautiful and respectable than Pam, so I think it kills Heather to know that men who date her would also go for Pam!

Heather is all about Frisco… I mean Jack Wagner… anyway so she should just shut up and stop worrying about Pam.