I can not even follow the sh*t that is going on with her right now!

Let’s recap the Britney drama…

She’s apparently got a new boyfriend, a recovering alcoholic/real estate agent who calls her his “rock”.  He’s pushing 40 (ok 38), she’s 25.  They had dinner the other night and he can’t stop bragging about the fact that he’s dating her – and it’s serious.

Kevin Federline is apparently refusing to sign the divorce papers because he doesn’t want Britney to have any custody of the kids, and he’s conniving with Britney’s mom Lynne so that she can see the kids now that Britney has served her with some papers stating she’s not allowed to be around them.

Britney also apparently changed her will so that her mother Lynne Spears doesn’t get anything when Britney finally goes off the deep end and off’s herself – either accidentally or on purpose.

Meanwhile, Lynne told People Magazine that her family is strong and everything will be OK.

What a MESS!!!!