Somebody’s all smiles!  Cameron Diaz got her hair done or her nails done or something… Do you think that dress is cute?  I can’t decide if I like it or not.

She recently said she has a hard time committing to doing movies because she’s a spoiled brat and she doesn’t like being obligated to do things and she always gets her own way. 

I’m starting to go a little soft on Cameron Diaz.  I used to have this fierce dislike for her but I think it was only because she had Justin or something and I didn’t like them together… but she’s allright now.  Until her next bad breakout, then I’ll be all over her hahaha, I’m evil.

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Madonna loves her some Starbucks.  She needs to love her some conditioner.

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Kelly Clarkson did The Early Show yesterday.

I just found these 10 things you didn’t know about Kelly Clarkson at Digital Spy and I thought I’d share them instead of picking on her.

1. Kelly never wants to have children. “People tell me when I’m 35 I will change my mind, but I don’t think so,” she admits, “’I would not be a good mother and a lot of people don’t realise that until after they have kids.”

2. Kelly wanted to become a marine biologist when she was growing up. SeaWorld’s loss, it seems, was our gain.

3. Simon Cowell thinks that Kelly is the greatest singer Idol has ever discovered. “She’s up there with Celine Dion,” he insists.

4. Kelly has a fondness for nudism. “I just walk around the house naked,” she confesses. Phwoar!

5. Before she found fame on Idol, Kelly worked hard for the money. Her CV includes stints as a cocktail waitress, a vacuum salesperson and a Red Bull promoter.

6. Kelly’s dream? “If I can wake up every day before I die and know that I don’t have to serve anyone food or drinks, I will be happy!”

7. Kelly once appeared as an extra on Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. We wonder if she thought Salem – Melissa Joan Hart’s moggy – looked a bit budget too?

8. Kelly is the only American Idol winner to score a hit single in the UK. Somewhat greedily – considering the failure of Fantasia Barrino, Taylor Hicks and Ruben Studdard on these shores – she’s managed to nab eight of them.

9. Despite her wholesome image, Kelly has decided to tap into her angry side on her latest single. “I hope the ring you gave to her turns her fingers green,” she seethes on ‘Never Again’, “I hope when you’re in bed with her, you think of me”. Ouch!

10. Kelly’s name has become an unlikely swear word. In The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Steve Carell’s character screeches “Aaaagh! Kelly Clarkson!” as he has his chest waxed.

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There’s Gwen Stefani carrying her son Kingston and wearing Gavin Rossdale Bush tee-shirt.  I don’t think I’ve ever really questioned Gwen on anything she’s worn, she is a fashion icon, but what is up with the jeans rolled over?  Are they like sweatjeans that look like jeans but are sweatpants, or is there something under them, or is it cool to roll your jeans over like that now?  Her pants are a mystery…

How do you feel about celebrities wearing their significant other’s fan shirts?

Christina Aguilera’s husband Jordan has done it too.  I think it’s cute, but a little cheesy :)

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Britney Spears gets stranger and stranger by the day.  She’s out with her sidekick Alli, again, and she gets into the car and takes her sheer shirt off and uses it to cover her face.  Clearly nobody will know it’s her under there, I’m merely speculating that it’s her, but I don’t really know that for sure because she is covering her face after all.  What a frigging dumbass.  That’s all there really is to say at this point.  There aren’t words.

And what is up with her taking a photographer’s camera?? 

What?  Yeah, exactly.  She is a complete lunatic.  Let’s hope she stops doing this before her children are old enough to see it…

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Kim Kardashian doesn’t have junk in the trunk, she has a frigging junkYARD!

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It’s just so big
I can’t believe it’s so round
It’s just out there
I mean, it’s gross
Look, she’s just so black

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don’t lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I’m thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit ‘em
And pulled up quick to get with ‘em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

Just for the record, I didn’t just type that out, I got it from Lyrics007.com so if any of it is wrong, don’t give me a hard time… The song just plays in my head every time I see pictures of this booty.

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You really can’t see much, but Britney Spears was trying on clothes and managed to expose herself once again… Who does that?  It’s starting to become newsworthy when she makes it through a day in public without showing her privates!!

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The roses.  Lindsay Lohan went for a hike in Malibu… I guess lots of activity is part of her rehab.  I wonder if the people with her are fellow rehabites or if they’re counsellors or trainers or something… I’d be pissed if I got stuck in her group while I was in rehab and my picture was all over the place!! 

She looks like she’s getting a little pooch too!!

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