UGH, you won’t believe who Jessica Simpson is turning to for help with her music career… MARIAH CAREY!!!  I do not like Mariah AT ALL.  She is pretty much the celebrity I love to hate the most, more than Lindsay or Paris or anyone else… she is just so pompous and gross…

But apparently Jessica Simpson thinks Mariah can help her revive her music career… after all, Mariah had that nervous breakdown a while ago and managed to bounce back strong!

According to OK Magazine, a friend of Jessica says, “Jessica and Mariah are discovering they have a lot in common and are speaking frequently by phone… Of course, it helps that Mariah’s had her fair share of men trouble. Mariah has been through divorce and high-profile romances. She’s willing to share what she’s learned with Jessica. She’s become an amazing friend.”

Lesson number 1 – You must always dress like a sexy street walker while taking your dog out to poop.

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This is not good.  Mariah Carey isn’t a good influence on anyone.