I’m watching the MTV Movie Awards pre-show… I’ve had a few Coronas and now we’re having some Strawberry whatevers…

Anyway, they’re totally taking shots at Lindsay Lohan.

They showed Paris showing up… she must be psyched that she’s not the center of ridicule tonight.  I hope she sent Linds a thank you for taking the attention off of me and my jail thing card.

So SuChin Pak is interviewing people and hosting the pre-show, and they do a little MTV Movie Awards red carpet history, and they show Lindsay over the last few years.  Then she says something like “we’ll never know what she would have worn this year, but nothing could be as hot as this…” and they show this:

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I can’t believe how mean they are being to poor Lindsay.  She’s like totally having problems.

 SuChin just interviewed Paris.  Paris was like “I’m doing ok, a little scared right now obviously…” but she seemed pretty chill.  SuChin was really nice, and she actually seemed genuine.  Besides not being hot enough for TV, that’s one of the reasons I could never be a reporter like that, I’m too mean.  I’d be like, do you know that everyone is laughing at you because you have to go to jail?  Haha, I’d so get fired. 

More to come, I’ll be updating all night.  I’m super psyched for this.