This is apparently the email Nicole Richie sent out for the Memorial Day party… it’s worse than I thought!

From Celebrity Dirty Laundry

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Yeah, I’d really want to be kissing that starved nicotine mouth.  Ew.  What’s up with those sunglasses?

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Wow, the baby is 1… and the cover girl on Us Weekly!  She is freaking CUTE… The secret home life… Seriously, they act like there’s something scandalous and shady going on.  I don’t know, this is kind of creepy.

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Someone’s got a nervous habit… or a hangnail!  So what, right?  A lot of us have to pick at something or chomp off a nail once in a while… But at this point, Britney should know better than to do it out in the open because she’s always being watched.  I mean, I guess I can kind of see why she’s so miserable, I would hate it if I could never pick my nose ever again because someone might catch it on camera… but still, she should know better.

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There she is, walking into rehab, head held high, do you think she takes this whole thing seriously or does she just think it’s funny because she’s “hardcore”.  It’s funny how much these celebrities try to say that all the rumors about them aren’t true, but this situation doesn’t lie.  She’s a disaster!  At least Britney Spears kind of has an excuse… what’s Lindsay’s?

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OK, you can’t help but laugh at this even though it is inappropriate and irresponsible… but so what, Nicole was sending it to her friends!

Apparently In Touch Weekly got their hands on the email invitation Nicole sent out last week asking people to come to her Memorial Day party.  In the invitation she says “celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer.”  It also allegedly tells guests, “there will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now.”

I know people are going to get all huffy puffy about this, but who cares?  If Nicole Richie and her pathetic skeleton friends want to waste away, let them.  If the rest of the world looks up to this and thinks its cool to look like an emaciated freak when you have plenty of money to buy all the food you could possibly want, so be it. 

I don’t feel bad for any of these skanks anymore.  Sometimes I’ve felt like maybe I’m evil for picking on them so much… but this crap deserves to be picked on.  They’re all sick.

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There’s Lindsay and Samantha Ronson…

Star Magazine is reporting that Lindsay Lohan tried to COMMIT SUICIDE twice in the last few weeks!!

First of all, what the hell does this girl have to be depressed and suicidal over?  Other than the fact that she’s her own worst enemy.  She’s beautiful, talented, rich, she seems to have friends and at least a mother who cares about her… so what the hell??

I guess that’s what drugs will do to you.

A friend of Lindsay told the magazine that she’s been having an emotional meltdown lately and told her she just wanted to “end it all” and then she tried!

According to this sourse, “She grabbed a knife and started cutting her wrists… she ran into the bathroom with a bottle of advil!” Another friend had to break the bathroom door down to stop Lindsay from taking the pills!

On the night of the car accident, Lindsay jumped from club to club, then to a private party in the Hollywood Hills, then back to her condo where she got into a fight with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson.  Samantha’s driving Lindsay nuts because she won’t acknowledge her as her girlfriend… Lindsay took off in her car, Samantha followed her, and they exchanged words while driving just minutes before the crash!

While Lindsay’s people are denying the reports that she actually tried to commit suicide, everyone in her life is concerned that her extremely reckless behavior could lead to her death – intentional or not!!

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