I guess Paris Hilton’s friends are all commenting on how great prison will be for her… and how much more famous she’ll be as a result of doing time… as if she could get any more famous?
One friend says, “It’s going to make her more famous than ever. In jail, she’s going to get enviably skinny, and without any make-up or products her hair and skin will finally be able to breathe, so they’ll look amazing, too. Plus she’s going to get all that street cred.”
Always good to look on the bright side, right??? Enviably skinny??? Yes, because she’s totally a heffer now… Wow.
Another friend – Alvin Valley – says, “Prison will be the best thing that ever happened to Paris Hilton.”
From Female First
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