Perez Hilton just IM’d me this telephone conversation between Paula Abdul and her representatives.  It was obviously recorded without her knowledge and Paula is incredibly upset – and I don’t blame her.  Who hasn’t had a conversation like this with someone… personal or professional… Seriously, people can drive you nuts sometimes!!!  If what she’s saying in the conversation is true, seems she has a right to be upset… Wow. 

Hollywood is falling apart!!!

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And PS – I did just drop that Perez IM’d me personally to share the link… I told him to tell Paris I said Hi and good luck in the slammer!

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Dear Kim,

Paris Hilton’s getting ready for jail and Lindsay Lohan’s in rehab, Nicole Richie is wasting away to nothing and can’t make it, so you’re all we can get right now.  Wanna come to our party?

Thanks.

PS – Do you know where we can find Kimberly Stewart?

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Make that sweaty, droopy-eyed, should be an Elvis impersonator, Brandon Davis riding the mechanical bull.

When’s this skank going to get tossed in rehab?  And what man rides a mechanical bull like that? 

He and Kim Kardashian must be psyched that Paris is going to jail and Lindsay’s in rehab, now they’re going to get invited to everything that requires socialite participation.

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Just what Lindsay needs… Actually, they’re over now anyway, but Calum Best is swearing he’s going to go to rehab now.  He was photographed in a hotel room the other night doing coke with prostitutes and playing with sex toys.  Gross.

Here’s what Digital Spy is reporting…

Calum Best has vowed to check into a rehabilitation clinic for alcohol and drug addiction so that he doesn’t end up like his father.

“I don’t have to be like Dad, but I feel his blood running through my veins. I need to sort out my problems before it’s too late.”

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How adorable!!!!

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I can’t decide if she’s cute or not in these pictures.  Know what I mean?

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J-Lo & Marc are still together… I just wonder how much longer this is going to last.  Does it look like J-Lo is shrinking a little?  She seems a little thinner… either that or it’s just the belt.

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Salma Hayek is very, very pregnant…

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