No, seriously. She’s never been drunk. She says she’s never been drunk, EVER. NEVER has Paula Abdul been drunk…

Remember that video of her slurring and acting extremely f’d up a few weeks ago… yeah, that was a “GLITCH” – that’s funny, there were no drunk-seeming shots of the women interviewing her, just of her… and there was no “GLITCH”-like camera movement or distortion… it was just Paula acting wasted.

But she’s SWEARING she’s NEVER been drunk!!!

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