She’s covering them up for fear the flash might make the sheer shirt really transparent.

Why bother? We’ve already seen your freaking vagina!!!!

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Christina Aguilera is so darn cute I can’t stand it!!! I LOVE HER!!!

There she is on the set of Candyman. Looks like a scene from Grease or something!

I think she is sporting the bright red lipstick, but its actually appropriate here.

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So I want to compile a list of REAL celebrity MySpace Pages and put the links list on the bottom of my site… so if anyone has any REAL celebrity MySpace links, send them to me…

You can get me through my MySpace HERE or email danasdirt@danasdirt.com.

There’s a pic off Ashton Kutcher’s Official MySpace that I’ve never seen. I find it hard to believe celebrities are actually even on MySpace but I guess it’s fun for them too!

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Billy Joel’s wife… is 25.
His daughter Alexa… is 21.

He is older than God.

Love him, but it must be really weird for Alexa to have a stepmother she can share clothes with!

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Click here to see a cute picture of Nick and Vanessa at a basketball game.

They are adorable together… I hope it works out, and it makes me happy that Nick moved on so quickly after Jess – and with a hottie – and she is with goofy John Mayer!

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Shopping at Target is SO stressful, Britney needs to step outside for a cigarette… and I guess she was looking at swing sets for her kids…

Then she randomly decided at some point to reapply some obnoxious dried blood red lipstick.

Damn she’s a wreck…

And PS – WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP BY THE BRA DEPARTMENT?!?!?!?!?!

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No, seriously. She’s never been drunk. She says she’s never been drunk, EVER. NEVER has Paula Abdul been drunk…

Remember that video of her slurring and acting extremely f’d up a few weeks ago… yeah, that was a “GLITCH” – that’s funny, there were no drunk-seeming shots of the women interviewing her, just of her… and there was no “GLITCH”-like camera movement or distortion… it was just Paula acting wasted.

But she’s SWEARING she’s NEVER been drunk!!!

Click here for the story from National Ledger.

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This picture is sparking rumors that pink is pregnant… because she never dresses like this and because she appears to have a bit of a bump… although it could just be the bagginess of the dress…

Somehow I don’t see Pink as being a mommy… there’s really nothing motherly or nurturing about her.

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